To the guy at the Vista park this morning
(12-30-08)
around 10am in the mini van
(i think it was green):
I was walking past and you honked at me
I looked, you pointed
and I gave you an ugly glare.
Initially, I thought you were trying to tell me to walk
in the snow bank
and not
in the road, but then realized

I THINK

you were offering me a ride.
If that is the case, I apoligize for the ugly glare.
Please don't let this make you NOT give random acts of kindness anymore.
Again
I'm sorry
and thank you for the offer

and for being

a good person.

sometimes ill see something that sparks me to write some lines. it usually doesnt have to be too inspiring for me to break out the ol pen and pad, but times it does help. other times, ill see something that doesnt need words from me at all, but still inspiring nonetheless. this really doesnt inspire me all that much though, instead, it left me with a odd melange of thoughts and feelings. look at him go.


buck dancer, buck wild

or

ive been doing this since i was ten, so try and stop me now

the legend of master...legend.

i dont know what the reason is, but there has been cases all around the united states of people thinking that they are comic-book-like superheroes. they thrust this moniker upon themselves after coming up with a cool name and acquiring a couple of props to help the illusion. some of them attempt to fight crime, others practice civil services to aid the homeless and other disenfranchised. im not sure how deep this goes all around the country, but i know that there is at least one in my town. these people are suprisingly committed to the cause of being a superhero. of course, this raises many a question. how self aware are these people? do they choose to voluntarily ignore reality, or do they not have the ability to?
in winterpark, florida lives a man they call the master legend (they meaning himself). he is such an example of this growing (?) trend. taking on poverty, the government and staph (and more) all at once, this man is out for justice and liberty and equality! this is a pretty decent short documentary of this guy, except the shitty production value, but who am i to criticize? i dont want him to show up on his legend cycle with his iron fist.

i train
horses
mules
and donkeys
and would like
lady

to ride along

http://menwholooklikeoldlesbians.blogspot.com/

yes

BC THC

daily toby radloff genuine nerd video #1

toby radloff, the genuine nerd of cleveland ohio, seen rapping over funky cold medina by 90's sensation tone loc.

unfinished business

oh riverview park
im stopping by before dark
no one there
nothing new to share
houseboats shift through wind
with my jacket tightly pinned
toss a stone in the river
no time to shiver
church bells humming
while my hands are numbing
newport, winston, swisher sweet
all pressed under my two feet
BNSF, it moans and goes
sleeve extended across my nose
no cures, no remedies
for my frozen extremities

money money money money MONEY, or, the twenty dollar chicken dick

start yon bidding!
tis the season!
sully forth, stout yeomen, to survey the rich fertile soil of the idiosyncratic to, dare i say--TITILATING!!

conjoined animal twins

don king cornflake

chicken tender penis

brass mouse rat phallus pendant amulet

for the weighlifting nerd who cant keep his palms warm

this has to be real

what may be the worlds ugliest half dollar

virgin mary potato--what a steal!

ernest borgnine trading card